Ya'll hear bout the Buffalo fan that died and went to hell? He was all cool so the devil decided to cut the furnace up a little more and said "how do you like that?" the man replied " no worse than my apartment on a hot June day". Satan turned it up a little more and said "how bout now?" The man calmly said "no worse than a hot July day in my old apartment". Satan was furious and decided to turn hell's thermostat wide open. "How bout now?" he asked. Again the man said "no worse than my old apartment on a hot August day". The devil was so mad that he turned the furnace off and the AC down as low as it'd go. Nearly instantly hell was icing over. The Buffalo man started screaming, yelling, dancing and just having a celebration! Satan yelled "what are you so excited about?!?!" The man yelled back, "the Bills must have won the super bowl!"