87warrior
Well-Known Member
1. ok guys this one should'nt be too hard for you to get
Guy: hey u wanna have pizza and come to my house and ****?
Girl: NO!
Guy: WHAT! you dont like pizza?
2. "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
3. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
4. girl you smell like fritos, that's why I'm giving you that hungry stare.
5. "I forgot my phone number can I have yours" This was actually sucessful by my friend dave to some hot chick after a parade.
6. This is a rather long line to get your buddy laid...
Walk into a bar 5 min after your buddy. Sit down by yourself at another table than your friend and scope out the women.
When you find the corect woman, you go up to her and say
"can you do me the biggest favor and get that guys (pointing at your friend) autograph for me?"
Of course she's guna ask why.
and you say "cause he's the next Tiger Woods, pro's fear that guy every time he shows up for tournamants and I'd love to get his autograph if you don't mind".
So as we all know she'll jump right up to meet him.
Next thing you know they're leaving together and I never seem to get the autograph...heehee!!!
7. Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: No, but this one will be once you sit down.
____
Man: If i seen you naked id die happy.
Woman: if i seen you naked id die laughing..
____
haha owned.
8. man: what has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?
woman: I dunno, what?
man: my zipper. ;D
9. Baby your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
(That one gets them everey time!)
10. The CIA is trying to steal my penis!! Can you help me hide it??
11. Nice legs, what time do they open?
12. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
13. My idiot neighbor may have ignored you, but thats because he dosen't like women.
14. ok how about this one
excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform
Guy: hey u wanna have pizza and come to my house and ****?
Girl: NO!
Guy: WHAT! you dont like pizza?
2. "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
3. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
4. girl you smell like fritos, that's why I'm giving you that hungry stare.
5. "I forgot my phone number can I have yours" This was actually sucessful by my friend dave to some hot chick after a parade.
6. This is a rather long line to get your buddy laid...
Walk into a bar 5 min after your buddy. Sit down by yourself at another table than your friend and scope out the women.
When you find the corect woman, you go up to her and say
"can you do me the biggest favor and get that guys (pointing at your friend) autograph for me?"
Of course she's guna ask why.
and you say "cause he's the next Tiger Woods, pro's fear that guy every time he shows up for tournamants and I'd love to get his autograph if you don't mind".
So as we all know she'll jump right up to meet him.
Next thing you know they're leaving together and I never seem to get the autograph...heehee!!!
7. Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: No, but this one will be once you sit down.
____
Man: If i seen you naked id die happy.
Woman: if i seen you naked id die laughing..
____
haha owned.
8. man: what has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?
woman: I dunno, what?
man: my zipper. ;D
9. Baby your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
(That one gets them everey time!)
10. The CIA is trying to steal my penis!! Can you help me hide it??
11. Nice legs, what time do they open?
12. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
13. My idiot neighbor may have ignored you, but thats because he dosen't like women.
14. ok how about this one
excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform
