87warrior
Well-Known Member
How to kill time at Walmart
>15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their
sweet
>time:
>1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when
>they aren't looking.
>2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
>3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.
>4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code
3' in
>housewares..... and see what happens.
>5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
>6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll
>invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
>8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't
>you people just leave me alone?'
>9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
your
>nose.
>10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
>knows where the anti-depressants are.
>11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
>Impossible" theme.
>12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different
>size funnels.
>13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
ME!
>PICK ME!"
>14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
>position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>(And last but not least!)
>15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then,
>yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
>15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their
sweet
>time:
>1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when
>they aren't looking.
>2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
>3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.
>4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code
3' in
>housewares..... and see what happens.
>5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
>6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll
>invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
>8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't
>you people just leave me alone?'
>9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
your
>nose.
>10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
>knows where the anti-depressants are.
>11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
>Impossible" theme.
>12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different
>size funnels.
>13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
ME!
>PICK ME!"
>14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
>position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>(And last but not least!)
>15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then,
>yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"