A feller I work with won't eat Taco Bell because he says "I don't eat anything that is cheaper than dog food!" lol
Speaking of toilets falling apart; a guy was working for my Dad remodeling a house. They pulled a toilet out to replace it and he carried it to the dumpster. When he tried to throw it over, he hit the dumpster lip and it busted. A big piece of porcelain slashed his forearm length ways. The ER Doc said he would have bled out if they hadn't wrapped it and rushed him in. Waiting on an ambulance would have been fatal. Can you imagine trying to explain to someone's family how a toilet killed them? That guy is lucky my Dad is not blood shy!