floridaredneck
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The other day I was shopping, pushing my cart down the aisel.
Coming the other direction was a attractive lady, I swear I knew her
but continued along my way.
On the next aisel she was coming towards me again, Man I know I know her. Then she gives me one of those cute grins. But I continue
on my way.
The very next aisel I see her coming, and now she is "checkin me out" kind of a nasty smile.
I cant help it!
I ask her [all cool] "excuse me but I think I know you". She smiles with a glisten in her eyes. She says "I think you are the father of one of my children".
POW!! Just like that!
I start a thinking....of...when I was ever unfaithful.......
AH are you that stripper from my buddies bachelor party, I was doing on the pool table, while your girlfriend was tickling my a$$ with a feather?
The smile fades, the eyes go cold. "No I am your daughters english teacher"
Coming the other direction was a attractive lady, I swear I knew her
but continued along my way.
On the next aisel she was coming towards me again, Man I know I know her. Then she gives me one of those cute grins. But I continue
on my way.
The very next aisel I see her coming, and now she is "checkin me out" kind of a nasty smile.
I cant help it!
I ask her [all cool] "excuse me but I think I know you". She smiles with a glisten in her eyes. She says "I think you are the father of one of my children".
POW!! Just like that!
I start a thinking....of...when I was ever unfaithful.......
AH are you that stripper from my buddies bachelor party, I was doing on the pool table, while your girlfriend was tickling my a$$ with a feather?
The smile fades, the eyes go cold. "No I am your daughters english teacher"
