10 ways to get fired from work

[87warrior]

10 ways to get fired from work:
1. Run into bosses' office and scream "WAHOO... I lit my pants on fire".
2. Back into his car while his is in it, get out of your truck and run like hell.
3. Park in his spot everyday.
4. Put a beer on your desk, opened.
5. Make drunken calls to his house and ask for his hot daughter.
6. Throw a snowball with a rock inside it at him.
7. Complain about doing your job.
8. Smoke next to gas tanks.
9. Go into his office and talk about screwing his daughter.
10. Scream "I'm gonna start throwin' s@!* again"

 

[yamarider]

I got away with a couple of those already... actually 3 of those on the list... but yeah i did eventually get fired from that job so i guess i didn't really get away with it completely.

 

[87warrior]

lol yea i guess not

 

[deadaim]

im self employed so i cant try it

 

[87warrior]

yea it sucks but look at the bright side u dont half to hassel with a boss u are him

 

[DeathShadow]

I can think of much more creative things to get fired - and it would probably be in one step. :-D

 

[98warrior]

1. get a picture of him, do a little "photoshoping" fix it up to where he is wearing booby tassles while humping some gay biker dude and post pictures of it all over where you work. lol. that should do it.

 

[87warrior]

lol yea that would be funny as hell there

 

[DeathShadow]

Just haul off and duff some bitch customer in the face.