DeathShadow
Well-Known Member
Ahhhh yes this will appear to be another seemingly useless shenanigans post to the more mature audiences of this forum. Buuuut for the cheap cunningly clever suave belligerent assholes reading this (myself included) this should be some literary brain fodder of interest. Well enough babbling from my orifice to fingers and onto the cream filling of this thread (double stuff)!
In most cases our nickel plated government issued sphere of currency (the quarter) has mere to little value in today’s time's. Yes it is a sad day indeed when the quarter has become of little to no use other then to be used for cheap Sunday afternoon vacuum runs at your local auto wash center, or to merely break a dollar and jingle uncontrollably in your pocket as you foot around doing your every day deeds of human contribution to society. For those of you who still get that sweet tooth or the urge to play with a 3 foot long jelly hand found within the 25 cent contraptions at the exits of most supermarkets this will be beneficial information; if you do not possess such bursts of childlike behavior or adolescent dotage please stop reading now - this thread will be of no use to you and may actually render some of your former un-tapped brain cells useless. In the end after all every quarter saved is a quarter earned right? Those four quarters get you a dollar and a dollar buys you... ...well... ok still maybe nothing besides a small fry from your local McDonalds but it's still a dollar saved and not spent none the less right? ...RIGHT!
Scenario: You pass the $0.25 machines daily on your trip out of the market and come to realize that to spend a quarter here frequently could add up to an un-desired spent total for a quick short seconds of cheap fun filled idiocy (whether it be gum, M&Ms, or worthless plastic jewelry). Well FEAR NOT friends I am about to teach you how to NEVER pay for a $0.25 object again!
Materials needed:
1. Cardboard
2. A quarter
3. Scissors
4. A pen
Take your portion of cardboard and place the quarter on top of it. With a pen trace around the quarter and remove the quarter to reveal the inked sphere on the paper board. You now want to take your scissors and cut this circle out of the cardboard; you’re done! All you do now is place the cardboard quarter in the $0.25 machine twist, turn, turn some more, and Walla!
For those of you who need to be spoon fed you put the paper quarter in the machine, turn the knob, and out comes free stuff. Make lots of paper quarters and never again pay for a $0.25 gum ball! MUAH hAhahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
In most cases our nickel plated government issued sphere of currency (the quarter) has mere to little value in today’s time's. Yes it is a sad day indeed when the quarter has become of little to no use other then to be used for cheap Sunday afternoon vacuum runs at your local auto wash center, or to merely break a dollar and jingle uncontrollably in your pocket as you foot around doing your every day deeds of human contribution to society. For those of you who still get that sweet tooth or the urge to play with a 3 foot long jelly hand found within the 25 cent contraptions at the exits of most supermarkets this will be beneficial information; if you do not possess such bursts of childlike behavior or adolescent dotage please stop reading now - this thread will be of no use to you and may actually render some of your former un-tapped brain cells useless. In the end after all every quarter saved is a quarter earned right? Those four quarters get you a dollar and a dollar buys you... ...well... ok still maybe nothing besides a small fry from your local McDonalds but it's still a dollar saved and not spent none the less right? ...RIGHT!
Scenario: You pass the $0.25 machines daily on your trip out of the market and come to realize that to spend a quarter here frequently could add up to an un-desired spent total for a quick short seconds of cheap fun filled idiocy (whether it be gum, M&Ms, or worthless plastic jewelry). Well FEAR NOT friends I am about to teach you how to NEVER pay for a $0.25 object again!
Materials needed:
1. Cardboard
2. A quarter
3. Scissors
4. A pen
Take your portion of cardboard and place the quarter on top of it. With a pen trace around the quarter and remove the quarter to reveal the inked sphere on the paper board. You now want to take your scissors and cut this circle out of the cardboard; you’re done! All you do now is place the cardboard quarter in the $0.25 machine twist, turn, turn some more, and Walla!
For those of you who need to be spoon fed you put the paper quarter in the machine, turn the knob, and out comes free stuff. Make lots of paper quarters and never again pay for a $0.25 gum ball! MUAH hAhahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
